Brutus

I was familiar with Brutus, the one featured in Shakespeare's classic line "Et tu, Brute." But what I didn't know was that there were two Brutuses who took part in Caeser's assassination, Brutus Albinus and Brutus Marcus. But only one Brutus (Marcus) gets all the headlines. That poor sap, Brutus Albinus, also a protoge of Caeser's, needed a better publicist. "Et tu, Brute. Et tu, Brute, too?" I can't be certain, but the forgotten Brutus seems to have been more powerful than one at the time. After the assassination, this Brutus led an army against Antony; he lost, and was killed by a Gallic chieftain on Antony's orders. Ignored by history or killed by a Frenchman- I'm not sure which is sadder.

21 hours of text

S.N. (06:28p) Haha yes! That’s so awesome. Dwight is blackshirt?
To S.N. (06:30) It’s really more of a light taupe :/ But I’m suspicious …
S.N. (06:32p) I bet he is…Also uno is only 400 points
D.F. (06:34p) Well…fine. I’ll just do it myself. Now you’ll never know what was in there. Your loss…
To S.N. (06:35p) Awesome. I’m in a heated Civ game right now, but I’m going to purchase it right after. If you figure out how to transfer points I’ll give you uno as an early bday gift
To D.F. (06:36p) Let me guess…a Final Fight shirt I have already been gifted, some lint, and loose pocket change.
S.N (06:38p) Apparently you have the option to give them as a gift when you buy them. You can also get them on amazon.
To S.N. (06:41p) Ooo got it
S.N. (06:41p) Really?! : )
To S.N. (06:42p) Yeah, 400 points is what, 5 bucks
S.N. (06:47p) Yeah it’s 5 bucks even on amazon
To S.N. (06:48p) Sweet
S.N. (06:49) Also how stoked is tdl on new cod this year
To S.N. (06:50p) How afraid are you to get whooped by TDL in new cod?
D.F. (06:51p) Forget it, you’ll have to live on w/out ever knowing. In other news: I got a new Lewd Acts 7” w/ a pretty neat zine attached to it. You have any of their stuff?
S.N. (06:51p) Pretty damn scared. Especially of his shit talk
To D.F. (06:52p) Which 7”? And no, I actually don’t but I have it downloaded onto my computer.:x
To S.N. (06:54p) Obviously. It’s been a while, he’s got tons of new material. Plus he’s working on his “man voice” watch out
D.F. (06:55p) Lung Patrol. The zine was included at the release show last year, really cool artwork in it and the cover’s transparent. I downloaded it, too…no biggie haha.
S.N. (06:55p) Oh eff i’m screwed aren’t i?
To D.F. (06:57p) I always feel really guilty if I don’t buy it on vinyl/cd or at least a shirt or something
To S.N. (06:57p) You never had a chance.
S.N. (06:58p) I will do my best but i know i can’t stand up to him
D.F. (06:58p) Ah, I know what you mean. I think that 7”’s pretty close to being out of print. The band sold out, as did the label’s store. I think Deathwish still has some?
To S.N (06:69p) “That’s how we do round hereee!”
S.N (07:00p) So good. When you’re done we’ll uno?
To D.F (07:00p) Yeah, I get my allowance tomorrow ;)
To S.N. (07:01p) For suresies
D.F. (07:02p) Allowance.. it’s been so long since I got any, haha
S.N. (07:02p) You’ll probably win
To S.N. (07:04p) Without a doubt. I carry the Hannah Montana version on me at all times.
S.N. (07:04p) Shit you may finally have my number liz
To S.N. (07:05p) Wut?
To D.F. (07:05p) :P
S.N. (07:05p) As in you may finally beat me in something
To S.N. (07:06p) Remember when I beat you in Civ once? I’ve gotten a lot better
S.N. (07:08p) And I haven’t played in forever. But I still always destroyed you.
D.F. (07:08p) I’m green.
To S.N. (07:08p) You never destroyed ME just everyone else
To D.F. (07:10p) Me too…with dolla dolla billz!
S.N. (07:10p) I’ve destroyed you quite a few times.
D.F. (07:11p) In that case…I think there are quite a few more records you need to order tomorrow
To S.N. (07:11p) No! We never fought each other! I just built wonders and cities and you attacked everyone
S.N. (07:12p) Did you forget the times we did fight?
To D.F. (07:12p) I have more pressing issues! Like shoes..and buying enough gas to get me to Ontario ;)
To S.N. (07:13p) Maybe I just blocked that all out
S.N.(07:14p) It was clearly traumatizing
To S.N. (07:14p) I just dislike violence
D.F. (07:15p) I said I’m sorry…! Haha, besides records > shoes. Anyday.
S.N. (07:15p) Yeah you’re a true pacifist
To D.F. (07:15p) Woah woah woah…don’t say anything you may regret!
To S.N. (07:16p) I love being an instigator but hate the actual act : (
S.N. (07:17p) Sounds like you
D.F. (07:17p) Shoes..pffffft. Get Pulling Teeth’s new LP instead…or Defeaters…or Trap Them’s…or get me a gift card to Taco Bell
To S.N. (07:18p) You don’t know me!!
To D.F. (07:19p) To Target, you say?? Also I had to drive thru Taco Bell today../shudder
S.N. (07:19p) Yes i do! You’re liz!
To S.N. (07:20p) That’s just what I want you to think..
S.N. (07:21p) Who are you really?
To S.N. (07:21p) Steve Neal
S.N. (07:23p) Then who am I?
To S.N. (07:23p) The smoke monster
D.F. (07:23p) What made you wise up?
To D.F. (07:24p) ……: |
S.N. (07:25p) How did you know?!
A.K (07:25p) What color is your dress? I need to get my vest and tie to match. And I work until 4 Saturday so is that ok?
D.F. (07:25p) Well What did you order?
To S.N. (07:26p) All this shoe nonsense…you gave yourself away!
To A.K. (07:26p) Ahhh Amir, I thought I texted you. I decided not to go anymore. I’m sooo sorry. I really hope that it’s okay with you
S.N. (07:27p) : (
To D.F. (07:28p) I ordered my LITTLE BROTHER two soft tacos
A.K. (07:28p) Oh its ok. Don’t worry about it
To S.N. (07:29p) I’m sorry…it was just so obvious…
D.F. (07:30p) You had to’ve eaten something…Also, David knows what’s up food-wise. Kudos to him.
To A.K. (07:30p) Sorry again!! : (
A.K. (07:31p) No worries its totally fine
To D.F. (07:31p) Just because you are united by Thunder…
To A.K. (07:31p) Alright, call me and we’ll hang out, yo
D.F. (07:32p) Davids unite. We all know Taco Bell reigns supreme in the land of fast foods
A.K. (07:32p) Can we make out also
S.N. (07:34p) Just don’t tell anyone please?
To D.F. (07:34p) Taco bell is the lowest “restaurant” on the Mexican totem pole.
D.F. (07:35p) FALSE.
To S.N. (07:35p) Can I post it on just one LOST forum?
S.N. (07:36p) No! I could lose my job over this!
To D.F. (07:36p) Just admit it! (Admit it!!!)
To S.N. (07:37p) You killed Jacob! Have you no shame?
S.N. (07:39) Wasn’t me
To S.N. (07:39p) Okay, Shaggy.
D.F. (07:39p) Never. You’ll realize your mistakes later…
S.N. (07:40p) Haha, well played
To D.F. (07:40p) Oh?! And when will this be?
To S.N. (07:41p) Thanks, I accept donations
S.N. (07:43p) I has no money : (
To S.N. (07:44p) What use are you of?!
S.N. (07:46p) Uno buddy?
To S.N. (07:46p) It’ll have to do…AFTER I take down Red China
S.N. (07:48p) Fuck em up liz!
To S.N. (07:48p) I have 6 tank armies…’Nuff said
S.N. (07:49p) Yeah they dead
To S.N. (07:51p) Already have my victory dance prepared
S.N. (07:52p) Aw man I wish I could see it
To S.N. (07:53p) It’s a robot/scuba diver hybrid
S.N. (07:53p) Would pay to see
To S.N. (07:54p) This frivolous spending is why you have none
D.F.(07:56p) Sooner than you think.
S.N. (07:56p) : (
To D.F. (07:56p) Are you threatening me?
To S.N. (07:57p) Don’t sad-face me, I’m only trying to help
D.F. (07:56p) I’m extending a hand…to help
To D.F. (07:58p) If by help, you mean poison me, great. Just great.
S.N. (08:00p) It just hurts to hear the truth
To S.N. (08:01p) This is a trying time. I’m here to help.
D.F. (08:02p) Je n’entend de empoisonne a vous…
S.N. (08:02p) Thanks for always being there for me liz
To D.F. (08:04p) Get with the times. They are FREEDOM fries for a reason
To S.N. (08:04p) What are XBL friends for?



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